I stumbled upon this article and had to post. I think I need to add a new party category.

http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20149944,00.html

As someone who dreaded learning her Hebrew for her Bat Mitzvah, I say it’s not fair.  You get the party with none of the pain?!  I’m pissed!!

Please please someone who’s had a faux mitzvah put it up. I will SO put you on the homepage!!!